Dear Mr. "Not So Private" Investigator

So, Im not gonna go into alot of background... but Im in a messy divorce process, my "husband" is calculating and pretty much out for blood. And, as per his usual MO, he likes to hire people to follow me. Tap phone lines, hack into my bank/email/fbook stuff... go thru my trash, oh you name it, he does it. So when I finally got 100% proof that once again, he hired a PI to dig dirt, I was lucky enough to find out who it was. Took about an hour, and I pretty much knew all about him. But this time, since I'm at my wits end, I decided that I was not going to take this lying down as I usually have done in the past. For the past month, I have been fighting fire with BOMBS. So I tracked Mr Investigator down, found out where he lived, and mysteriously found myself in his neighborhood.... don't know how that happened, but it did. Oh, and I also happened to have my camera in tow. So, yes, I decided to turn the tables on Mr "Paid Harrassment". Called him, left him a nice little message. But didn't really feel better. So I emailed him.... and then attached all the pics of HIS house, and HIS vehicles to the email. Below, is the email he received, and since this is what awarded me the 2 pipe wrench cross award from the oil field guys, I thought it worthy enough to share with you all. So read on, and hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. (yes, I removed all names other than his, and some personal details as well)

All The Facts Investigations
Mr. John Christian Shidler
XXXX Whitehall Pl
746-XXXX hm
222-5676 off

Dear Mr. "Not so Private" Investigator: I'm sure by now you have received my telephone message in regards to your services acquired by my abusive (well, "alleged", who can do nothing but hire a lawyer, shut his mouth and refuse a polygraph and to cooperate with detectives, but you get the point) husband. How did I find you? Ha, he's been following me for years I tell ya! You don't spend 14 years married to a control freak abuser and not figure out his new game of choice. So, I tell you what.... this little game he's paying you to do, is over. I know who you are, I know where you live, heck, I even know your wife's name (name went here) and place of employment... XYZ Middle School, right? Assistant principal? Good job actually, great retirement! Actually, I paid a little visit to your OWN house last night, as you seem to enjoy visiting mine... thought I would return the favor. I have all kinds of info on you.... court cases with Americredit, notary forgeries, your ham call sign (NS5Z), your lic #... your daughter's name and license plate numbers of ALL your vehicles.... shall I continue? You're wifes father, RIP who died back in 1989... Jan was it?? Yes, the 12th.... God bless him. And as I recall, she has a couple of siblings, and was in the graduating class of Parkway, 73? And you, with your father getting you started with your brothers on Ham Radio? What a warm fuzzy I'm getting, great family mental picture! Want some more? Or, are we good? Oh, I can just go on and on and on... Now listen up, John. And listen good. Make NO mistake, this is not a game. Next time I see you following me, or driving ANYWHERE near my home or children, I will call the police (as per their instruction, by the way) and you will be added to my lovely protective order I have against my wonderful husband. I would advise you to stay out of this..... Or I will bring you down exactly as I am going to do to him. Just a fair warning, I might add. You have a daughter, right? XXXXXX? (congrats, btw on her 05 graduation from Centenary, Psych major... ooh, very nice! Maybe she can help my husband out with his, little, uh "problem"?) But, would you ever think of (detail removed) her? Probably not... but if someone DID, for 11 years, abuse her in the worst way possible, I believe that you would feel the same as I do.... and would not stop, at anything, or anyone who got in your way of making sure that person rotted in prison, am I right? Even if that person is some stupid, caught at his game, private investigator.... What, you just gotta sign up to be a PI? Ha. But, back to your daughter.... Welcome to my situation, and YOUR twisted and sick client who is going to pay for hurting and abusing my daughter. You can believe it, or not, I couldn't care less. But I will promise you this: I find you following me again, and I will contact everyone possibly known to man.... you're wife's school, her faculty, the state, the school board, the news, EVERYONE....and I will most assuredly let them know about the "dirty" money your taking from your latest client. Think I'm bluffing, try me. And if you want a little more proof, take a moment to glance at the pics, of your own house that I have attached. Don't push me, I may not be as "slick" as you, but I'm one smart (uh, profanity removed), with an axe to grind, and I bet you I can play your game better than you can. I'm a pissed off mother with a (detail removed) child. SO BACK OFF. Oh, and one more thing.... call ANY of my friends again, and I won't bother contacting you. I will go straight to the news media, and will blow you out of the water so fast, you will have wished you never met my husband, or heard from the likes of me.... ONE TIME, John. ONE. I will be watching you, like you are watching me.... sitting back, listening, and waiting. I believe the next move is yours??? Go ahead, play it. :)